That is a personal opinion and as I just mentioned in my last post I’m not feeling as spunky as usual so when I saw this stupid video that is supposed to be promoting Herman Cain as a presidential candidate I felt a little nauseous. Why don’t you check it out and see what you think about the smarmy content.
AT first when I saw this I thought it was a joke. I thought someone had swiped his name and created a nasty campaign commercial, even though I couldn’t figure out what group might benefit from such a thing. But I went to Herman’s official campaign website and guess what? He’s advertising for this spot as a part of his Herman Cain TV.
I’m going to pretend that someone stole his name for their use and I’m going to imagine that HermanCain.com isn’t his real website. I going to tell myself that the whole thing is a joke.
But what I don’t get is if it’s a joke why isn’t he or some of his campaign staff mentioning it? Can it be possible that they don’t know that a “hermancain.com exists? Or do they know it exists because it’s part of their campaign?
You know what? I don’t care. If you guys vote for Herman Cain you deserve what happens. If you vote for Rick Perry then you deserve what happens to you too! A flat tax rate of only 20 percent?!
Before I close with this particular rant I do feel it’s necessary to point to Herman Cain’s beautiful white teeth! He may be a shallow husk of a man but he has gorgeous choppers. I find his smile eerie but hey, that is me.
I also want to comment on Rick Perry’s wrinkled head. Looking at him reminds me of when I was a kid and I used to like to get those kraft paper napkins, the kind that they have in cheap restrooms? You know, the ones that have no absorption to them whatsoever! I remember I would wet them slightly and then I’d crumple them several times and then I’d smooth them out on my desktop. I don’t know why I remember doing that- but I do.( I guess I didn’t have enough to do as a kid in school after lunch.) I remember a wet dog smell that clung to my hands and I remember the million little crinkles that the paper held after I smoothed it out on my school desk. Is it my fault that when I saw Rick’s head I thought of those napkins.